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the blind leading the blind (part 100):

  1. Sometimes Iphone text bubbles and refreshing instagram/fb/emails/and twitter is the only hope you have. 2. Don’t go around hugging people if you reek of patchouli it’s unfair and you leave the...

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the blind leading the blind (part 101):

  1. dear dudes, stop letting me know during casual conversation the first half-hour into our first date about how average your private is. I know I don’t seem it, but i’m very old-fashioned and like...

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the blind leading the blind (part 102):

  1. when avoiding a call, remember not to instagram or tweet! it’s a dead giveaway that you’re dodging a call. yes, you can always say you were tweeting from your computer with your phone off… but...

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ALEXI’S GUIDE TO LIFE (originally written for LADYGUNN MAGAZINE)

(via Ladygunn mag) •Start referring to everything you do as a meeting. Lunch with a friend: meeting. Starbucks with mom: meeting. Asking the produce guy at the market about apples: meeting. It only...

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the blind leading the blind (part 103):

1. you know you don’t love him, or even like him very much, if before having sex you think: ‘ugh, but i JUST washed my sheets!’ 2. while kissing a guy, if he happens to taste like heroin or  gets a...

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the blind leading the blind (part 104):

  1. instagram etiquette is PRETTY simple: post no more than TWO photos back to back! otherwise you seem like a total asshole who thinks you’re SO GOOD! plus, you TOTALLY clog up the feed! 2. you know...

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the blind leading the blind (part 105):

  1. The following words are uber gross and leave a lingering feeling of yuck. Please try your hardest to NOT use them:  chill, funky, booty, booty call, bootylicious, pirate booty, freebie, dope, the...

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the blind leading the blind (part 106):

  1. be inspired by the fact that Andrew WK is STILL partying?! 2. you know she’s not into you if she eats the bread when you take her out to dinner. either that or she’s just comfortable in her skin...

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the blind leading the blind (part 107):

1. I know you feel vulnerable because you were naked with a guy last night. But before you fall into the female trap of needing him to love you and feeling gutted and low while you stare at your phone...

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the blind leading the blind (part 108):

  1. when a guy is about to go down on you and you pull out your tampon and fling it across the room in a moment of passion; the next day, make sure you check for residual blood splatterings on the...

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the blind leading the blind (part 109):

1. ‘jealousy is just love and hate at the same time.’ – drake ‘over my dead body’ 2. never break up with a guy who offers to mount your tv on your wall BEFORE he mounts your tv on your wall. 3. if...

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the blind leading the blind (part 110):

1. being mean to your mom in public is totally NOT COOL. keep that shizz behind closed doors where it belongs. 2. always use a soft toothbrush. i mean, don’t you like yourself? Geeze! 3. only date...

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the blind leading the blind (part 111):

1. people who are TRULY qualified to be a life coach would NEVER refer to themselves as a life coach. 2. NOBODY likes drop crotch pants! Who approved this design? an A sexual japanese yoga...

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the blind leading the blind (part 112):

  1. there’s nothing worse than masturbating as a full-grown adult… and then your mom calls! 2. you don’t always have to LOVE what your friends are making/doing with their lives, but you can still be...

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the blind leading the blind (part 113):

1. if you’re gonna be an addict… at least be HIGH FUNCTIONING! 2. isn’t “Friends with benefits” more like “People who aren’t in love, fucking”? 3. show midriff… but NOT belly button. 4. i think we can...

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Alexi’s Guide to Life: (originally published in LADYGUNN magazine)

    1. Never date a guy with a roommate! Especially if the roommate is his girlfriend.   2. Just because someone likes a lot of your instagram pix DOESN’T mean they’re in love with you… but I’m sure...

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the blind leading the blind (part 114):

  1. when you’ve hit rock bottom and haven’t been on a date or kissed someone in what seems like FOREVER, just do THIS: stick your index finger and your middle finger in your vadge and then rub those...

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the blind leading the blind (part 115):

  1. in a perfect world, the guy you’re sleeping with is the same as the guy you like. 2. if the exercise calls for any more intense footwear than keds, don’t do it! 3. be a keeper, not a cheater. 4....

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the blind leading the blind (part 116):

  1. never try to make it work with a guy who can’t kiss. if the chemistry isn’t there… don’t try to make it work. 2. only ever send a text to someone if you’re completely okay if they don’t respond....

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the blind leading the blind (part 117):

1. be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone. 2. today’s the day. be brave. tell your friend who posts too many Instagram photos back to back that they are clogging the feed and...

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